Monday, March 3, 2008

21 means 40's

In honor of fellow creator Nasty Nate turning 21 today, I wanted to name my all-time #21 or alcoholic basketball player team. In order to make it the player has to have worn the number 21 at some point or be a big time player in the drinking game. All levels of competition are eligible. A tribute indeed. Try their actions at home.

Coach- Bob Huggins
Assistant- Larry Eustachy
Trainer- Maurice Clarett

Voice of the Team- Bill Hillgrove

PG- J-Kidd (Gave up the bottle but they wife-beating still didn't stop)
SG- Vlad Podkul (Once drank a fifth and then dropped 10)
SF- James White (#21 for the Cincy Bearcats, had to use the loophole to get him the nod)
PF- Shawn Kemp
C- David Thompson

F- Juwan Howard
F- Eddie Griffin
G- Jerome Dyson
G- Levance Fields
F- Herb Pope
F- Glenn Robinson (blew a .11 during a DUI)
F- Ricky Davis (Triple Double while drunk)


And this one is for Nasty getting 22 shots down in an hour:

Joe Johnson scored 38 points on 22 shots last night in a game going on while Nasty was at the bar.

The only difference? Nate's team won.

Camo Ice 40's and Michael Beasley dont mix well.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

DDP(L), you are certainly one creative man sir. The PnR really started quite bland, much like the Floss but has really been turning the corner lately, much like the Floss. Tonight, lets get drunk and talk about our blogs. If people think it is gay, it is very straight for me, since normally I would talk about the '09 Pitt recruiting class at this point. I will say Ricky Davis on the 2nd team is embarassing.

-Floss